Amanda Ruth

This poem makes me laugh

cathood:

The Purple Cow

I never saw a Purple Cow,

I never hope to see one;

But I can tell you, anyhow,

I’d rather see than be one.

by Gelett Burgess

“Ah yes, I wrote the purple cow

I’m sorry now I wrote it

But I can tell you anyhow

I’ll kill you if you quote it”

haha